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This laundry bag features a pink background with vertical pastel-pink stripes. Centered, bold, teal text reads: "All the good ones are taken." Above the text, in a large curved arc, it says: “Men are like parking spaces!” Below the quote is a parking symbol: a capital letter “P” inside a circle with a car icon in the corner. The bag includes a drawstring closure and a canvas carrying strap. The tone is playful, retro, and full of tongue-in-cheek charm. It is the large version.
This laundry bag features a pink background with vertical pastel-pink stripes. Centered, bold, teal text reads: "All the good ones are taken." Above the text, in a large curved arc, it says: “Men are like parking spaces!” Below the quote is a parking symbol: a capital letter “P” inside a circle with a car icon in the corner. The bag includes a drawstring closure and a canvas carrying strap. The tone is playful, retro, and full of tongue-in-cheek charm. It is placed in front of a cart for size context
This laundry bag features a pink background with vertical pastel-pink stripes. Centered, bold, teal text reads: "All the good ones are taken." Above the text, in a large curved arc, it says: “Men are like parking spaces!” Below the quote is a parking symbol: a capital letter “P” inside a circle with a car icon in the corner. The bag includes a drawstring closure and a canvas carrying strap. The tone is playful, retro, and full of tongue-in-cheek charm. It is the small version.
This laundry bag features a pink background with vertical pastel-pink stripes. Centered, bold, teal text reads: "All the good ones are taken." Above the text, in a large curved arc, it says: “Men are like parking spaces!” Below the quote is a parking symbol: a capital letter “P” inside a circle with a car icon in the corner. The bag includes a drawstring closure and a canvas carrying strap. The tone is playful, retro, and full of tongue-in-cheek charm. It is placed in front of a cart for size context
This laundry bag features a pink background with vertical pastel-pink stripes. Centered, bold, teal text reads: "All the good ones are taken." Above the text, in a large curved arc, it says: “Men are like parking spaces!” Below the quote is a parking symbol: a capital letter “P” inside a circle with a car icon in the corner. The bag includes a drawstring closure and a canvas carrying strap. The tone is playful, retro, and full of tongue-in-cheek charm. It is the large version.
This laundry bag features a pink background with vertical pastel-pink stripes. Centered, bold, teal text reads: "All the good ones are taken." Above the text, in a large curved arc, it says: “Men are like parking spaces!” Below the quote is a parking symbol: a capital letter “P” inside a circle with a car icon in the corner. The bag includes a drawstring closure and a canvas carrying strap. The tone is playful, retro, and full of tongue-in-cheek charm. It is placed in front of a cart for size context
This laundry bag features a pink background with vertical pastel-pink stripes. Centered, bold, teal text reads: "All the good ones are taken." Above the text, in a large curved arc, it says: “Men are like parking spaces!” Below the quote is a parking symbol: a capital letter “P” inside a circle with a car icon in the corner. The bag includes a drawstring closure and a canvas carrying strap. The tone is playful, retro, and full of tongue-in-cheek charm. It is the small version.
This laundry bag features a pink background with vertical pastel-pink stripes. Centered, bold, teal text reads: "All the good ones are taken." Above the text, in a large curved arc, it says: “Men are like parking spaces!” Below the quote is a parking symbol: a capital letter “P” inside a circle with a car icon in the corner. The bag includes a drawstring closure and a canvas carrying strap. The tone is playful, retro, and full of tongue-in-cheek charm. It is placed in front of a cart for size context

Looking for Love and Better Parking – Snarky Romance Laundry Bag (Free U.S. Shipping)

Introducing our "Men Are Like Parking Spaces" laundry bag for the woman who knows the struggle to find good men - and good parking spaces - is real!

Which is why we love Book Boyfriends so much - they never disappoint. 

They won't ghost you, gaslight you, or leave their nasty socks for you to pick up. 

Parking? Overrated. 

Laundry? Still sucks—but at least now it’s stylish.

Bag Details:

  • Choose size: 18"×29" or  28"×36"
  • Durable 100% Spun Polyester
  • Woven shoulder strap for easy carry
  • Drawstrings keep clothes in
  • Two-sided print
  • Machine washable
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$34.99
$34.99
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Size: 18" × 29"

Sku: 33776277051274760510

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